I concede to one (literal) geriatric misstep

Lyndsey: ugh oh my god i think i threw out my hip.
Jenny: BLOG

General failings at youth culture

Jenny: so i started watching the hills to fit in and be young and hip, but apparently that show went off the air
Sara: hahaha oh jenny. that's so sad.

Like watching your grandma tweet

3:30 pm

Jennifer: me sleepy
Lyndsey: i want to put that in the blog
Jennifer: stop this!
thats not old!
lots of people get tired

She tweets!

Irony

Jenny's getting a jitterbug

Jenny: i saw chloe's new phone
its huge
Lyndsey: what did she get
Jennifer: i have no idea
Lyndsey: is it a smartphone?
Jennifer: no
i dunno
whats that

I don't care if you don't have cable, the Jersey Shore is everywhere

Blair: Ellen dressed as Snooki's poof for Halloween
Jenny: What does that even mean?!

Is that that movie based on the t.v. series based on the toy?

Lyndsey: im going to hang out creepily by the set of transformers 3 today
Jenny: they're filming it in dc?
Jenny: are you trying to catch a glimspe of megan fox?
Lyndsey: they replaced her months ago.

Nothing to do with age, just stupid

Jenny: its $25 for singles or $40 for couples
Lyndsey: arent you bringing your respective significant others?
Jenny: oh no, andrew didn't make me go to his [high school reunion]
and plus, i imagine that would be horribly ackward
Lyndsey: kind of like your spelling of awkward
Jenny: rick
i mean
wow
right*

Youth lingo

Lyndsey: i'm at my office now
Lyndsey: boston was good, they put me up in this sick hotel
Jenny: sick meaning cool?
Lyndsey: sick meaning cool

A list of things Jenny couldn't possibly fathom

http://www.beloit.edu/mindset/2014.php

18. Fergie is a pop singer, not a princess

Modern music cont.

Lyndsey: i forgot which one was jay sean. who was the one who did "baby boy" with beyonce a few years back?

Jenny: marky mark?

10:04 pm

Jenny: why are you calling so late?

And when it comes to actual modern music

Jenny: jay sean is performing at our conference in indiana

(minutes later)

Jenny: yea, i had no idea who he was

Modern Music and Modern Technologies

Jenny: today i listened to the gin blossoms in my new cd player in my car!

Silly Bandz

Paige: Jenn, I want to show you my silly bandz.

Jenn: Silly bands? What are silly bands? Are these the new thing?

Icing cont.

Lyndsey: jenny and i are discussing "icing"
Chloe: what?
Lyndsey: bros icing bros
Chloe: whats that now?

Icing

Jenny: do you know what "icing" somebody is?
Lyndsey: yes
Lyndsey: it's when you buy someone a smirnoff, or put it near someone, and they have to drink it, chug it actually
Jenny: ugh, i just learned that yesterday