I don't care if you don't have cable, the Jersey Shore is everywhere

Blair: Ellen dressed as Snooki's poof for Halloween
Jenny: What does that even mean?!

Is that that movie based on the t.v. series based on the toy?

Lyndsey: im going to hang out creepily by the set of transformers 3 today
Jenny: they're filming it in dc?
Jenny: are you trying to catch a glimspe of megan fox?
Lyndsey: they replaced her months ago.

Nothing to do with age, just stupid

Jenny: its $25 for singles or $40 for couples
Lyndsey: arent you bringing your respective significant others?
Jenny: oh no, andrew didn't make me go to his [high school reunion]
and plus, i imagine that would be horribly ackward
Lyndsey: kind of like your spelling of awkward
Jenny: rick
i mean
wow
right*