she's a worrywart AND a cat lady

Jenny: i LOVE kitty
Lyndsey: you CODDLE kitty
Jenny: i want to get her a baby's outfit
Jenny: with a bonnit
Jenny: sometimes i hold onto kitty for several minutes and just sing
Lyndsey: i'm making this into two blog entries

she's a worrywart

Jenny: what if an earthquake happens at the same time as the hurricane and meanwhile the apartment is leaking carbon monoxide?
Lyndsey: then kitty's in for a big day
Jenny: i LOVE kitty
Lyndsey: you CODDLE kitty

Jenny on the iphone

Jenny: I don't like [texting]! it's all bubbles and chaos!

not really old, just for fun

Jenny: don't worry, mrs. doubtfire is finally streaming on netflix
Lyndsey: BBBBBBBLLLLLLOOOOOGGGGGGGGGG

gotta protect those tweets

Jenny: gah i'm gonna delete it
Lyndsey just make it private
Jenny: ok
Jenny: how do i do this
Jenny: omg, you have an entire blog about how terrible i am at technology!
Lyndsey: first of all, BLOG
Lyndsey: secondly, go to the drop down menu on your account
Jenny: i deactivated it

i fixed the typo

Jenny: you have to fix my typo
Lyndsey: which one?
Jenny: in the new post
Lyndsey: what typo?
Jenny: uhh you're too young and don't read things carefully

all aboard the sleepy train

Jenny: ok, i'm gonna catch the snooze train to sleepy town
Lyndsey: ...blog?
Jenny: is that old?
Lyndsey: no it was just stupid
Jenny: i heard john stewart say something like that
isn't he cool
Lyndsey: blog

life imitating art

Jenny: seriously...ugh, so i went for a run this morning and swallowed a fly
is that bad?
Sara: oh my god!! you're like that nursery rhyme - "there once was an old lady who swallowed a fly"!!!
Jennifer: no!

it's scary out there

Jenny: i need to coddle you

ain't no matinee

Sarah: want to see Something Borrowed at 6:40?
Jenny: that's too late.

the ridiculee becomes the ridiculer

Jenny: [REDACTED] just called me into his office because he couldn't figure out how to use google maps

trapped in between a hug what do you do?

Jenny: you're my little baby bear
Jenny: hopping along the bunny trail
Lyndsey: say wha?
Jenny: you heard me.

the coast of NJ or the show that premiered two years ago?

Jenny: want to dress like the jersey shore for Halloween?
Lyndsey: wow, blog

Two computer monitors?

Jenny: so i got eric's old computer and the monitor is so big it hurts my eyes
Lyndsey: haha
Lyndsey: i have TWO monitors
Jenny: how does that even work
Lyndsey: just think of it as one big one
Jenny: i dont understand
Lyndsey: blog

Fancy Pants.

Jenny: i love my planner
Jenny: i feel lost without it
Jenny: and dont you go and buy one of them fancy iphones or something

Chloe: me and alex are meeting people at 7:00 for dinner
Jenny: oooh, a late dinner?

Jenny: um, whats a widget?

Monday Afternoon

Jenny: i cant tell if i'm sick or still hung over from friday
Lyndsey: blog

Creeping into the 25-34 age bracket

Lyndsey: i get to take the ipad home tonight
Jenny: stop trying to sound young...only a few more hours until MY age bracket
Lyndsey: UGH NO
Jenny: tick tock
Lyndsey: on the analog clock